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kiera Global Moderator Posts: 172	Jokes Sept 2, 2022 11:55:40 GMT ruadh likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kiera on Sept 2, 2022 11:55:40 GMT How do you confuse a male archeologist? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from!
	*Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.*

leine Global Moderator Posts: 175	Jokes Sept 11, 2022 12:05:01 GMT eaghan likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leine on Sept 11, 2022 12:05:01 GMT Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}He Pasta way
	*I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.*

eaghan Global Moderator Posts: 68	Jokes Sept 13, 2022 12:11:46 GMT leine likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eaghan on Sept 13, 2022 12:11:46 GMT How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Nobody knows, it’s never been done before.
	*The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.*

tacincala Global Moderator Posts: 166 Musician: Roadie	Jokes Sept 13, 2022 12:56:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tacincala on Sept 13, 2022 12:56:01 GMT What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A guy will actually search for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
	*Where hope grows, miracles blossom.*

aderyn Global Moderator Posts: 162	Jokes Sept 14, 2022 12:37:53 GMT braeden likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aderyn on Sept 14, 2022 12:37:53 GMT The inventor for throat lozengers died. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
	*To perceive is to suffer.*

bluegene Administrator Posts: 103 Musician: Violinist	Jokes Sept 14, 2022 13:09:19 GMT chimalis likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bluegene on Sept 14, 2022 13:09:19 GMT I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a bread loaf. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The birds were all over me.
	*One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.*

brianna Global Moderator Posts: 71 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Sept 14, 2022 13:39:18 GMT vortigern likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brianna on Sept 14, 2022 13:39:18 GMT
	*If music be the food of love, play on.*

poseidon Global Moderator Posts: 74	Jokes Sept 14, 2022 15:25:17 GMT nitika likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by poseidon on Sept 14, 2022 15:25:17 GMT How do you catch Chip and Dale? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
	*No one wants advice - only corroboration.*

angwen Global Moderator Posts: 72	Jokes Sept 15, 2022 11:23:20 GMT hecate likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by angwen on Sept 15, 2022 11:23:20 GMT Barman asks Paddy: "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Paddy looking puzzled, asks: "Why the hell do I want two empty glasses?"
	*Adversity and loss make a man wise.*

roisinn Administrator Posts: 167 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Sept 15, 2022 11:59:31 GMT citadel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roisinn on Sept 15, 2022 11:59:31 GMT What do you call a convent girl who denies she masturbates? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A LIAR.
	*Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.*

siomha Global Moderator Posts: 134 Musician: Bassist	Jokes Sept 15, 2022 12:44:08 GMT caedmon likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by siomha on Sept 15, 2022 12:44:08 GMT What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
	*Inspiration for my music just comes from, you know, my life experiences.*

valimai Global Moderator Posts: 74	Jokes Sept 15, 2022 13:22:43 GMT maestro likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by valimai on Sept 15, 2022 13:22:43 GMT What does a midget get when he runs between a woman's legs? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A clit around his ear and a flap across his face.
	*My personal hobbies are listening to music, reading and silence.*

zaltana Global Moderator Posts: 73	Jokes Sept 15, 2022 14:02:23 GMT bottleneck likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zaltana on Sept 15, 2022 14:02:23 GMT How do you get a nun pregnant? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Dress her up as an altar boy!
	*Where words fail, music speaks.*

braeden Global Moderator Posts: 74	Jokes Sept 16, 2022 11:30:24 GMT aderyn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by braeden on Sept 16, 2022 11:30:24 GMT What is the worst combination in illnesses? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
	*Imagination is more important than knowledge.*

vortigern Global Moderator Posts: 134 Musician: Mandolist	Jokes Sept 16, 2022 13:15:49 GMT brianna likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vortigern on Sept 16, 2022 13:15:49 GMT When should you buy a bird? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}When it's going cheep.
	*My music is best understood by children and animals.*

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